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jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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Google lets you search by animated GIF now 

lord-kitschener:

illbedancingwithmyself:

simonbobx:

1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.

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Smooth.

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Not sure how I feel about this…


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Unofficial rule of Michigan  Memorial Day Weekend is the first weekend you are allowed to swim. 

Also, I’LL BE SEEING YOU ALL STUCK IN TRAFFIC ON THE HIGHWAY UP NORTH TOMORROW. I-75 HERE I COME, MOTHERFUCKERSSS….


#michigan    #summer    
 
 posted 6 hours ago

ladyofthelie:

the fact that it’s been like 40-50 degrees all day makes me really happy

i was getting really tired of the heat

NO

IT’S ALMOST JUNE


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lord-kitschener:

The easiest way to get a group of Americans to violently turn on each other and fight to the death is to ask them all what carbonated soft drinks are called

The answer, of course, is fucking soda

Oh ho ho, I’ll not be falling for that one. 


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lord-kitschener:


How to: make kitten burrito

motherfucker are you trying to tell me you didn’t think to call this a purr-ito?


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I am watching the Washington/Missouri softball game and the announcer just said “The zubats are up next!”

So I replayed it. 

he said the MIZZOU BATS.


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heatherbat:

daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

two fast food chains, both alike in dignity,
in fair los angeles, where we lay our scene,
from ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
where fry grease trap makes fry cook hands unclean.
from forth the filthy break rooms of these two foes
a pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;
whose healthcode defying overthrows
doth with their termination bury their boss’ strife.
the fearful passage of their beef-scented love,
and the continuance of their boss’ rage,
which, but their firing, nought could remove,
is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage;
the which if you with patient clicks reblog,
most still will miss, due to photos of a dog.

someone fucking applaud me, i did that from having the prologue memorized since eighth damn grade.


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Because for some reason my inbox won’t let me publish my response… 

Yes, you may have an armband! 

Do you want a rubbery, livestrong type armband, or a friendship bracelet? Where do I ship this to?  What colors?

Also, my url is a reference to King Hrothgar from Beowulf, who was himself a giver of armbands. Pretty awesome right?


#anonymous    
 
 posted 8 hours ago
extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min


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I FUCKING LOVE DOGS. 


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so-many-feels-of-so-many-fandoms:

dreadfully-boring:

tearstainedashes:

thefancyphillip:

mystsaphyr:

snerpahsnerr:

2olluxii2liife:

peterbec:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

i

wasn’t expecting that

IT’S BACK.

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

BEST EVER

I’M SO DONE

What…

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

I’m not sure what I was expecting

WHAAAT


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 posted 17 hours ago via anshky © aerisoul

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