One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.
Not sure how I feel about this…
Unofficial rule of Michigan Memorial Day Weekend is the first weekend you are allowed to swim.
Also, I’LL BE SEEING YOU ALL STUCK IN TRAFFIC ON THE HIGHWAY UP NORTH TOMORROW. I-75 HERE I COME, MOTHERFUCKERSSS….
the fact that it’s been like 40-50 degrees all day makes me really happy
i was getting really tired of the heat
IT’S ALMOST JUNE
The easiest way to get a group of Americans to violently turn on each other and fight to the death is to ask them all what carbonated soft drinks are called
The answer, of course, is fucking soda
Oh ho ho, I’ll not be falling for that one.
How to: make kitten burrito
motherfucker are you trying to tell me you didn’t think to call this a purr-ito?
I am watching the Washington/Missouri softball game and the announcer just said “The zubats are up next!”
So I replayed it.
he said the MIZZOU BATS.
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
two fast food chains, both alike in dignity,
in fair los angeles, where we lay our scene,
from ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
where fry grease trap makes fry cook hands unclean.
from forth the filthy break rooms of these two foes
a pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;
whose healthcode defying overthrows
doth with their termination bury their boss’ strife.
the fearful passage of their beef-scented love,
and the continuance of their boss’ rage,
which, but their firing, nought could remove,
is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage;
the which if you with patient clicks reblog,
most still will miss, due to photos of a dog.
someone fucking applaud me, i did that from having the prologue memorized since eighth damn grade.
Yes, you may have an armband!
Do you want a rubbery, livestrong type armband, or a friendship bracelet? Where do I ship this to? What colors?
Also, my url is a reference to King Hrothgar from Beowulf, who was himself a giver of armbands. Pretty awesome right?
Sisters are evil
I laughed at this shit for like 5min
A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret
wasn’t expecting that
IT’S BACK IT’S BACK
I’M SO DONE
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
I’m not sure what I was expecting