21 Year old feminist from the delightful state of Michigan.
Avid reader, television show watcher, radio listener, and camera breaker.
I have a dog named Kadee who is the best dog in the world. If you think your dog is better than my dog then you are mistaken. I am sorry.
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
The easiest way to get a group of Americans to violently turn on each other and fight to the death is to ask them all what carbonated soft drinks are called
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
two fast food chains, both alike in dignity, in fair los angeles, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where fry grease trap makes fry cook hands unclean. from forth the filthy break rooms of these two foes a pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life; whose healthcode defying overthrows doth with their termination bury their boss’ strife. the fearful passage of their beef-scented love, and the continuance of their boss’ rage, which, but their firing, nought could remove, is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage; the which if you with patient clicks reblog, most still will miss, due to photos of a dog.
someone fucking applaud me, i did that from having the prologue memorized since eighth damn grade.
